However, Xerxestron accidentally trips on his extension cord and falls on Leonidas and the surviving Spartans, killing them. Managing to find the "Transformer Cube", Xerxes uses it in a car to become Xerxestron and shows off his powers to access the " Leave Britney Alone!" video on YouTube. Leonidas pursues Xerxes and plays Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes. With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen.Īt the Battle of Thermopylae, the Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboa, who kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut. Following her address to the council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen, who then battles him in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster. Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband.
Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins. Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a " Yo Momma" fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away.ĭeciding to betray the Spartans, Hilton tells Xerxes where the goat path is in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed. Xerxes ( Ken Davitian), impressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino. Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified because she cannot use a spear correctly. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton (Parker), who tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. The Oracle Ugly Betty ( Crista Flanagan) reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war.Īfter deciding while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylae, and finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. Resolving to face the Persians, Leonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with Britney Spears ( Nicole Parker) and Kevin Federline, Sanjaya Malakar, Ryan Seacrest, and the American Idol ju dg es. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit.
Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Persian King Xerxes' demands for Sparta's submission. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain ( Kevin Sorbo) informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived.
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Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo ( Carmen Electra) erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. An adult Leonidas ( Sean Maguire) is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a Mumble gangsta penguin ( Happy Feet). The third, Leonidas, is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and is prepared for kinghood through brutal training. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre ( Shrek the Third), is abandoned to die for its deformity while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt the second, who is Vietnamese.
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